You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
