tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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