We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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