In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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