so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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