Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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