and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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