Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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