You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
