Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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