To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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