i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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