ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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