Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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