: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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