I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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