Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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