8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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