maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
