I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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