oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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