Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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