it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize