I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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