sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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