Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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