If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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