I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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