i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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