I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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