It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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