i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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