theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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