She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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