no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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