Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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