Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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