I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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