Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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