This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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