plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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