can we get nightvision for the apartment?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
