So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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