I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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