belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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