My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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