Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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