Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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