she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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