just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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