I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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