how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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