Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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