I love watching others lives come down to our level.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
